Haiku collection 2¶

2022-07-16

Another week's passed
What have I achieved thus far?
I aged one more week

2023-06-06

To be useful is
To be used by someone else
Better be useless

In 2040,
You will charge your EV with
USB-PD

After letting them sit in my notes for months, I finally sublimated the following obscene ideas into pure forms of art.

Cows in ISS
Drink recycled piss to make
Milk for astronauts

Fisher and Pearson
Are fathers of statistics?
Did they have gay sex?

2023-07-04

"Violence is never…"
Shut the fuck up, centralist
Let me punch Nazis

2024-07-05

"Stop the Encampment!"
My Brother in Christ, it's You
who made that happen