Haiku collection

This is a collection of haiku I composed on February 19, 2020, published on mastodon.technology. See thread.

Printer

Background: my inkjet jammed up.

I do not have the
Slightest fucking intention
To fix that printer

Arch in a Nutshell

This one is my favorite. -Syu is pronounced "S Y U".

What goes wrong if I
sudo pacman -Syu?
Google "Arch rollback"

Python

#!/usr/bin/python
# what if it gets self-aware?
raise SystemExit

How to read:

  • #!/usr/bin/python: "user bin python"
  • # is silenced

Paccache

This is a real story.

$ sudo paccache -r
20 gigas freed from disk
very delighted